Without my permission

It has come to my attention that the Human Lanna has posted pictures of me on the internet.

This one is okay:

But this one makes my butt look big.



I think we need to have a little discussion.

Hey, I'm busy, stop bothering me

People keep asking me what I am doing and asking me when I am going to post next. Look, I am a very busy cat. The humans hired someone to help clean the apartment, so I have to be prepared at any moment to be petted by her. (She is awesome). Also, I am busy plotting ways to get more snacks. The Lanna Human will give them to me on her way to work, but sometimes she needs a little reminder.

I am just very busy.

Happy Bloggy Day

The Human Lanna is blogging every day this month. So I am too.

What are you doing?

Yesterday was Halloween. What I don't understand is why. I hate candy.

Boo

Boo.

Snacks

So, you have snacks for me?

I'm waiting patiently.

You have snacks for me?

Attack!

One of my new favorite things is attacking the humans. Especially when they leave me alone in the house. Just this morning I attacked the Lanna Human's foot. She didn't fight back.

Sometimes I get some flesh. That feels good.

Wake Up, Humans

This cat knows where its at.

Bed Time

It is now time for the humans to come to bed. I need some cuddling.

The Human Lanna lets me lay on her chest or her hip. Sometimes I stretch out my claws and knead her. Sometimes I bite.

Come to bed, I'm hungry.

My Chair

This is my chair. The humans got the chair when we moved into this house, but, as you can see, I did my own reupholstering. Nice, huh?

Sometimes I sleep in it all day.

The Environment

Hey, it's Blog Action Day. Let's talk about the environment.

First of all, the Humans leave me alone in the house every day. Now that it is getting cold, they aren't even leaving the windows open any more. So the apartment smells.

And, the Humans are a bit messy.

Also, I wish they would clean out my necessary box more often. Don't they remember that I don't have opposable thumbs, and therefore cannot do it myself?

Alone again

I was planning on snuggling with the humans all day. But instead they left first thing this morning. I tried to get the Lanna Human to stay with me, but I swear she was laughing at me when she breezed out the door.

I am so lonely.

lolz

What is going on? I don't log on for just over a year and a stupid cat phenomenon happens. Ridiculous!

Have you heard of these lol cats?

I saw some "lolcats for your lolz" on this site called i can haz cheezburger. First of all, I know what cats are, I am one, you know. But what does lol mean?

So I visited Google and asked him. He pointed me here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat. Uh, thanks, Google.

I just don't get it.

Helping with Homework

Hi everyone. So, I'm back. Been away for a while, sorry, dudes. My humans have been keeping me away from the computer. Finally today I got a chance to post. Glad to see you.

The Lanna Human is going to school now and doesn't pay any attention to me anymore. Still trying to figure out whether this is a good thing or not. The Edmund Human is working all day, so he is never around either. I mean, he joined a bowling league rather than spend time with me. Whatever.

When will it be warm again?

I am just wondering when? Will it be warm?

Where are the birds. I love looking at birds out the windows.

The humans are gone a lot during the day, that means I have no one to snuggle with. If it was warm it wouldn't matter.

I need some snacky snacks.

Happy VD

So, to celebrate Valentine's Day the Human Lanna made this fake romance cover:



So I made this one for her:



That'll show her!

Make your own!