Saturday, May 29, 2004
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Wednesday, May 12, 2004
The Merits of Fake Mice
I have a lot of fake mice. My favorites are the ones with real fur. Fake mice are awesome because they do not bleed and they are good to tear up.
Sometimes I pretend I am on safari, and I am a ferocious lion. The fake mice represent the puny humans. I stalk them through the African jungle, toying with them, making them sweat with panic.
Then I rip them to shreds.
Sunday, May 02, 2004
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